Calling Miss Manners ...

From the April 28, 2010, front page of The New York Times:

"Sir, I beg to disagree"
As the Ukraine Parliament passed a deal extending Russian use of a naval base, proceedings on Tuesday degenerated into fistfights and the throwing of eggs and smoke bombs.

Reportin' from Dogpatch

From the Wall Street Journal, which should know better:

"Late on Monday, Gizmodo provided a full account about how its source got ahold of the phone."

Do not use "ahold." Ever.